Happy Birthday, America!

Today is the Anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence and I know you all will do it justice with lots of flag-waving, fire-cracking and BBQ-ing. Did that sound condescending? It wasn't. The 4th of July was first celebrated with 13 gun salutes, grand state dinners, doubled rum rations for troops (thanks to George Washington himself) and fireworks. I say we keep up the tradition and do the holiday justice. Have a Happy 4th of July!

In honor of such, may I present Birthday Cake.